Once upon a time... there was a boy. A boy who started out on a journey to become the best damn graphic artist/designer the world had ever seen.
One day he realised he had succeeded and become a man, after many years gaining experience in top design companies for big clients, he had formed the greatest graphic design company his mum had ever seen.
Unfortunately he realised he still had his old boyish website up, with a laughable cv page. So he quickly replaced it with a link to his real, official and less not-where-his-client's-are-supposed-to-end-up website.
Much like the one below.

Simon Martindale